Posts Tagged ‘ customers

cliché everyday

Sunday proved to be another cliché ridden day. In honor of such horror I will list off things that happen at work far too often for their own good.

  • A customer for photo when no one is in the lab yelling “HELLO! IS ANYONE THERE!? HELLO!” *knocks on the office door* “HELLO!” *looks in the lab that is visible without moving your head to show NO ONE IS IN THERE*
  • After such a customer does such a thing and “Service to photo” is called over the intercom, said customer walks up to person who put in the call and says “is there anyone in photo?!” “I just called someone…”
  • Technotards who know nothing of such a thing as a reusable memory card
  • Same group can’t follow the instructions of a touch screen photo kiosk as they are displayed on the screen
  • People who can’t seem to operate pinpads for their cards, touch screen buttons are too complicated so they slam the pen down on the screen to push it and wonder why it doesn’t respond
  • Customers that bring a fuckton of items to the register only to not want them
  • Customers that have a gazillion coupons and then pay with store credit
  • Regular customers who ask when the store closes
  • Teens asking for ping pong balls
  • Frequent baffles about how we don’t sell alcohol and swear that we did just last year when I have worked for over a year and know we’ve never have
  • Those who ask where the drinks and ice are when the cooler is visible from the front of the store
  • Regular customers who come to the store, everyday, at the same time, and buy the same things, with the same expression, and the same mood, as if they didn’t the previous day
  • Old people who write checks
  • Those who wait until EVERYTHING IS RUNG UP WITH A LARGE LINE BEHIND THEM to write their check
  • People who pay for small amounts with $100 bills
  • People who pay for large amounts with change
  • People who whine about a few cents difference in prices

I could go on but I will only get frustrated.

when things fall

Halloween is now over with and things are starting to go Christmas. The last two months of the year should be crazy as usual. Although yesterday was pretty crazy. All those last minute people were running in to the store for candy and costume supplies. When I got there it was a madhouse. The rush didn’t let up for a good while until it was close to closing and everyone was out by then. I pretty much was drained from that.

Aside from Halloween stuff, I have been looking for new music like I always am. Got about five new bands worth of music. All are a sub-genre of metal (of course). Lately I have been wanting to get some classical stuff but I need to remember the names of my favorite pieces. With that I can figure out whose music I am looking for. Beethoven and Bach are a given. It is the other people who I am lost on. If you have ideas, feel free to leave them in the comments. I like to vary my playlists up.

Now to eat this candy. Mmmmmm…

spring break? what spring break?

Spring break is pretty much fucking over and I have yet to really embrace it. I can thank this one to work. Work has been hell, plain and simple.

Tonight was pure hell. We were down to just two on the floor (I was one of them) and a manager. Annoying customer after annoying customer came and ruined our day. Then some fucking crazy nutty fucking lady dropped off a fuck ton of fucking piece of shit fucking goddamn APS fucking awful rolls to transfer to a single fucking CD so she fucking bagged the stupid fucking things up and wrote down which stupid fucking picture the fucking bitch wanted on the fucking CD but I told the stupid bitch that it wasn’t going to be fucking easy so after thirty fucking minutes I got rid of her stupid fucking ass. FUCK. Anyway so the rest of the night threw more and more shit in our faces. The manager and myself ended up staying a bit longer to finish shit for tomorrow. I want work to be over with. Three more fucking days until I get a single day off. Ugh.

The only good part of my day was the morning. It’s classified.

photo induced mayhem

I have two full days of photo lab behind me. The first day wasn’t so bad. Pretty slow day actually. Took orders and managed to get them done ahead of schedule (aside from two that came in late and I would later hear shit for them). The one thing that had me on edge that night was the fact that I was in charge of doing photo inventory and it wasn’t the greatest thing to have to do. It got worse when I forgot the menu to go to on the little scanner gun to access it. In the end it took about twenty minutes to figure out and then fifteen to complete the inventory. After that the night was finished.

On day two of photo the day started off well. I didn’t have many orders and I maintained good times. This would change after lunch. One of the customers came back and complained about his picture CD. It turns out that on the CD his pictures were upside down. I told him the easiest way to fix this is to copy them to his PC and flip them. He responded by saying that he shouldn’t have to and that we made the mistake and in turn fix it. I also told him that it was the way the film was developed and run through the machine. He again said that we should be accountable for “mistakes” like this. I walked over to the assistant manager working that night and told him the details. They told me to get the CD and leave it overnight for the main photo technician to work on, so I got the CD and told the douchebag that I’d leave it for her to fix. Later on I was working on some film orders when the machine suddenly started spitting it out and telling me the film was too big even though it was the normal 35mm size. I was baffled. To try and work around I attempted to manually scan the film (something we usually do often when things screw up). I put one of the film strips in and it seemed to scan fine. On the second roll the machine seemed to work but then came back out and the machine continued to say scanning. I tried to see if I could cancel it as it locked up the machine. No luck. The machine was literally locked up. I tried all I could but couldn’t get it back to normal. I again talked to the manager that night and told him. He checked it and agreed that something wasn’t right. Again I left a note for the main tech. At that point I was freaked out that I might have screwed everything up and that I would be held responsible if it broke. The only good part to this story is that it was after closing so no other customers where dropping orders off. Since I have been off the last two days I don’t know the status of the machine but I will find out today. The main tech is also working so I expect to hear something about it. She doesn’t like me much so I know it will be on the negative side. Just dandy.

As for the last two days off I haven’t done much. Just sit around watching TV or playing games. I got a new book which seems like it will be fun to read. It’s called Seagalogy – A Story of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal. Although before I read it I need to finish up World War Z. I also have Battle Royale but I think after WWZ and Seagalogy I will start it over since it has been a while since I have read it. Another thing I have done is download the trial for Lord of the Rings Online. I was at Best Buy the other day and looked at the MMO section. I haven’t paid for a MMO since back in the days of Earth & Beyond. The only other MMO I really played was Guild Wars but I am burned out on it. LOTRO seems interesting so I’ll give it a shot. The other two I was looking at were EVE Online but it seems to complicated and the last was Age of Conan which seems cool but I wish there was a trial so I could try it without jumping in fully and then possibly not liking it.

As for today, I work. My parents and brother are driving down to SoCal to visit my step or half brother or whatever he is. He is in the country for a little bit it seems with his Korean girlfriend (he works for the Army at the DMZ or something). My dad’s ex-wife asked if we wanted to see him but since I have to work it doesn’t apply to me. She tried to set it for tomorrow but I work until Monday so it wouldn’t work anyway. I guess she really wanted me to see him or something. Oh well. So the three of them are headed down while I work. Fun 4th.