observations from a nobody

Today pretty much proved what kind of fucking nutcases we get at Walgreens.

I was helping a lady in photo when this titanic sized large woman came up and dropped down five cameras and interrupted the conversation between the other customer and myself. The woman looks up and sees that I am busy and closes her porthole silences herself. After finishing with the customer and turn to the woman and shield my eyes ask her if she is dropping off. She asks for envelopes and I tell her to shut the fuck up that we do it through the computer so I ask her for her phone number. As soon as I ask she tells me she doesn’t want to say it out loud so she asks for a pen. With one eyebrow raised I hand her one and she writes it down on a piece of paper and hands it to me. I enter the information in to the computer and then fill out the forms. For whatever reason she begins telling me about how she is being careful because some dude is in prison and that people were beating the shit out of her using her information and all this stupid shit I tried my best to zone out. After entering the fatass’ info I start to get the labels onto the envelopes and she continues to question everything. She asks what to do when she comes to pick it up and if she needs an ID. I told the bitch her that all we do is ask for the claim check. She looked at me and repeated “Do I need an ID?” I told her no and that we never do. She gives me a look and then goes on to tell me that the phone number she used is her sister’s and that she didn’t want the other spawn of Satan her sister picking up her photos so she wrote down her address on one of the envelopes and told me to check who picks them up. I start to pick up the envelopes to take to the back and she asks if I am going to seal them. I tell her no because we develop them in store and she gives me another look and says “okay.” Then she asks me for my name so she can “ensure” she gets her stuff. I gave it to her but it won’t matter because I don’t work for the next two days. Jokes on you crazy bitch! After she gets my name she finally leaves. I give a sigh of relief when I go back to the lab.

Why do I always get the fucking strange people?